60 Things We’ve Said To One Or
More Of The Children At Some Point

  1. What do you mean you’re still hungry
  2. Don’t touch that, it’s hot
  3. Go to bed, I’m tired
  4. Don’t step in that
  5. Did you step in that
  6. I told you it was hot
  7. Leave your brother alone
  8. Ew, go wipe that off
  9. Get that out of your mouth
  10. Stop it
  11. Okay what happened
  12. Does that belong on the floor, I don’t think so
  13. Put that down
  14. Could you just stop talking and eat your dinner
  15. Get over here
  16. Get over there
  17. How did the macaroni get in your nose
  18. Don’t wipe that on me
  19. Where did all this water come from
  20. Stop it, that’s disgusting
  21. What is that on your clothes
  22. How would you like it if I did that to you
  23. Is that television still on in there
  24. Okay go get the Band-aids
  25. Let’s play the quiet game
  26. What do you have in your mouth
  27. Is something burning
  28. Why are my shoes in the bathtub
  29. No, dogs don’t like trampolines
  30. Get back in this house right now
  31. Are you trying to kill yourself or what
  32. That’s not funny
  33. Go wash that off
  34. Wait, you’re going to jump off of what
  35. Don’t come crying to me, you started it
  36. Yes I heard you the first time
  37. Don’t do that at the table
  38. Pick that up and put it back where it belongs
  39. What is that on your face
  40. Did you hear what I just said
  41. Don’t put things in your nose
  42. Put that back we’re about to eat dinner
  43. What did I just tell you
  44. What. Did. I. Just. Tell. You.
  45. Don’t throw that in the house
  46. Where are your pants
  47. Stop that you’re getting food everywhere
  48. Get away from the street
  49. Close the door
  50. It’s okay you’re not bleeding anywhere
  51. Alright who did this
  52. It’s green beans, you like green beans, they’re good
  53. What did you say to me
  54. Let go of that, he was playing with it first
  55. Get back in bed
  56. What is that smell
  57. But you ate the green beans before
  58. No we’re not having cake for dinner
  59. What is that in your hair
  60. If I have to come back up those stairs again